Tuesday, February 28, 2012

28 Feb 2012

Ryan: What can I do to help you?

User: I'd like to schedule a pap smear.

Ryan: A pap smear? Uh... We don't do that here.

User: Why not?

Ryan: We're the UPMC Corporate IT Help Desk.

User: Oh. Well, can you transfer me to my doctor?

Ryan: I'd be glad to. Who's your doctor?

User: I don't know. I had a pap smear with her last year at Magee.

Ryan: There are a couple hundred doctors at Magee. Do you know anything about them?

User: No. Can you transfer me to the main Magee doctor?

Ryan: Unfortunately, there is no main doctor at Magee... You may want to call the operator...

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